It was the first day of school, and a new student named Asghar, the son of a Persian businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me liberty, or give me death?" he saw a sea of blank faces, except for Asghar. "Patrick Henry, 1775." he said. "Very good! Who said, "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?" Again, no response, except from Asghar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Asghar. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Asghar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." She heard a loud whisper. "Screw the Japs." "Who said that" she demanded. Asghar put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982." A student in the back said "I'm gonna puke". The teacher glared and asks, "All right now, who said that?" Asghar said "George Bush, to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yells "Oh, yeah? Suck this!" Asghar jumped up, waving his hand, and shouted "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now, with almost a mob hysteria, someone said "You little shit! If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Asghar frantically yells at the top of his voice "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001." The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh, shit, we're in BIG trouble." And Asghar said "Arthur Andersen, 2002."
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